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The people of Amino Falls

Four kids at a bus stop, and the grown-ups who keep making it worse.

The kids

The bus stop crew

Garth

His lemonade stand

Garth

The schemer

Very confident, very wrong. Garth read one thread online and now calls himself a researcher. There is a candy bar in his hand at all times and a new scheme in his head every week.

Theo

The library

Theo

The one who read the study

Theo actually reads the research, which mostly makes him angry at everyone else. He explains the real fact in every episode, usually while yelling at Garth.

Danny

The bus stop

Danny

The deadpan one

Danny is tired. He asks the question you are thinking, goes along with Garth's plan anyway, and sums up every episode in one flat sentence.

Pip

Usually in a snowbank

Pip

The one things happen to

Pip mumbles through his scarf, so nobody in town hears him. Every episode, something new happens to him. He is fine. Probably. He always says the same thing: “...cool.”

The grown-ups

Who's in charge here?

Linda Pumley

Her very pink living room

Linda Pumley

Garth's mom

Wellness mom, early adopter, and the van guy's best customer. She has been blue. She has been orange. She is fabulous, and she will tell you so.

Jaxon Steele

His van

Jaxon Steele

The guy in the van

Influencer. Shirtless in the snow. Lives in a van behind the dollar store and has a new “stack” every week. Not a doctor.

Coach Brick

The gym

Coach Brick

The gym teacher

Pure bro-science. Coach Brick carries a gallon jug with a new label on it every episode and calls everything “the Wolverine one.”

Mr. Fennimore

His classroom

Mr. Fennimore

The science teacher

Deadpan. Teaches real biology to a class that is not listening, and has made his peace with that.

Mayor Vance

Town hall

Mayor Vance

The mayor

Runs the town on vibes. Holds press conferences, sniffs things on live TV, and says “nyet” more often than a mayor should.

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