Season 1 · Episode 1
The Van
A guy moved into a van with peptides. Garth thinks they're steroids for your face. Theo is not okay. Pip is under a raccoon.
The real fact
Insulin
What's a peptide? Snap amino acids together like Lego. Insulin is one: 51 bricks.
PEPTIDE
a few amino acids snapped together
INSULIN
51 amino acids
Comedy, not medical advice. Amino Falls never sells peptides or links to anyone who does. Each episode explains one real fact for general education. Nothing here is a recommendation to use anything. Talk to a doctor about your own health.
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Garth
You guys... a guy... moved into a van... behind the Dollar General.
Danny
Did you run here?
Garth
I walked fast. Shut up. He's got... PEPTIDES.
Danny
What the hell is a peptide?
Garth
It's science steroids. For your face.
Theo
Oh my God. It's NOT steroids, Garth! Amino acids are like Lego bricks. Snap a few together, that's a peptide. Your body makes thousands of them.
Danny
So... Lego.
Theo
Like insulin. Fifty-one Lego bricks. Your pancreas makes it when you eat, and it's the key that lets the sugar from your food into your cells.
Garth
So every time I eat one of these, my body has to make a key?
Theo
Yes! Your pancreas has been working fucking overtime since the day you were born!
Garth
Hard worker. Gets it from me.
Danny
You've never worked a day in your life.
Pip(mumbled)
i know one
Garth
Nobody asked you, Pip.
Pip(mumbled)
ow
Garth
Whatever. The van guy's going live at four. I'm going.
Theo
GARTH, NO!
Pip(mumbled)
...cool.
